5. Father Of The Year
If there’s someone who wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley, it’s Pink’s father. The Vietnam vet got removed from the American Music Awards for fighting a security guard. While having him as a bodyguard would mean having extreme protection, Pink believes the opposite. “He had this big, big, solid bear of a man on his knees whimpering, so we can’t really travel together,” she told Conan O’Brien.
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