Celebs are human too and are no strangers to blurting out some REALLY strange things. However, what they say can sometimes defy logic and common sense– which results in a mixture of uncontrollable laughter and us shaking our heads. We could have filled this entire post with a list of comments from Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian alone, but no worries, we went the extra mile and found some other celeb favorites who’ve contributed to making the world a little less smart. Does this make this better? Well, you be the judge!
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“I use organic products, but I get lasers. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu. I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy.” – Gwyneth Paltrow, Interview with Harper’s Bazaar
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“I never said I hated anyone, but just because I feel sympathy, compassion, and forgiveness for others such as Hitler means I am now a monster? All for trying to open your eyes to the truth that Hitler was NOT as bad as he was painted out to be?” – Tila Tequila, Facebook Update
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“Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” – Justin Bieber, During a visit to Anne Frank House
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“Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.” – Amanda Bynes, Twitter
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“WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..?” she tweeted Sunday night. Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace” – Lindsay Lohan, Twitter
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“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger, During a campaign interview while running for California’s Governor
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“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” – Axl Rose, Interview with Rolling Stones Magazine (1989)
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“When you talk about postpartum, you can take people today, women, and what you do is you use vitamins. There is a hormonal thing that is going on, scientifically, you can prove that. But when you talk about emotional, chemical imbalances in people, there is no science behind that.” He added, ”you can use vitamins to help a woman through those things.” – Tom Cruise, Interview with Billy Bush. Context: Tom Cruise commenting on Brooke Shields using Anti-Depressants to handle post-partum depression.
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“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” – Britney Spears
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“One of the biggest problems in the world right now is nuclear waste. That’s something I’ve been involved in for a while with a group of scientists – finding a way to neutralize radiation.” – Madonna, Interview with Britain’s Sunday Times.
Honorable Mentions
“The truth is, pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.” – Mischa Barton, during an interview
“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” – Shaquille O’Neal, he was asked whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
“So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera
“Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp.” – Joaquin Phoenix
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields